An action adventure without an ounce of gory.
It could possibly be the first Santa Claus origin story,
about a deer hunter Nik, and an abrasive Elf in tow,
on a journey to save Myra, from an Alien made of snow,
who’s come to Kaolinice to take for himself a bride,
abducts her and makes for his sleigh-like ride,
but Nik and Ralph pursue, in their red rubber raft,
to try and rescue Myra, from the Snowman’s craft,
before his furious wrath, destroys their planet,
in an annihilating storm, of snow and granite.
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